Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Jerry Falwell: Dead

Can’t say as the cheese is particularly sad, really. In the grand scheme of things, death is sad, sure. And there are, no doubt, family members and what not who are terribly saddened by the death of Falwell, but...well...this is the guy who said shit like...

(re: 9/11 attacks) "...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."

Really? Huh...cause the cheese thought that it mostly came out of our “black ops” dealing with Mid-east countries in the 80’s (Iran, Afghanistan, etc.) and that we basically treated those people like our bitches and broke ALL of our promises to them

and...

"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews”

Well, the cheese isn’t a member of the ACLU, but the last time he checked, they didn’t advocate the rounding up and systematic execution of all Christians, but maybe they recently put something on their website about it...

oh, and don’t forget...

“If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being”

Hmm...someone should pull Ghandi out of his grave and let him know...

Although, I have to disagree with Alan’s assertion that he should die twice...once seems sufficient for most everyone.

1 comment:

Jezmon_Degyte said...

I don't think that he should die twice either. In order for that to take place he would have to be ressurected and then die again. That would put him at martyr/messiah status and no body wants that.