Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Monday, November 14, 2005
No cheese love
What's up out there in cheeseland? Does no one care about the cheese' latest misdeeds? What must the cheese do to win back the love of his followers?
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Update
Saturday: the cheese and mrs. cheese drive out to Corona (1 1/2 hours thanks to traffic) to see mrs. cheese friend's newborn child. Friend, of course, is not home, and so drive done in vain. The cheeses go to movies instead and see Shopgirl.
Sunday: 8 AM football game for the cheese sees his team of mismatched Indians/Pakistanis (not sure which) and Vietnamese mobsters lose by a whopping 9-0. Cheese twists knee during pointless 90 minutes. The cheese, with wife in tow, then heads up to the bay area for three days.
Monday: time spent in City = 12 hours. Number of eateries visited = 3.
Tuesday: Umotherfuckin'2 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday: drive home bearable thanks to audio book version of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Jim Dale rocks out with his cock out)
Thursday: mrs. cheese birthday, though the cheeses will be celebrating on the morrow
Sunday: 8 AM football game for the cheese sees his team of mismatched Indians/Pakistanis (not sure which) and Vietnamese mobsters lose by a whopping 9-0. Cheese twists knee during pointless 90 minutes. The cheese, with wife in tow, then heads up to the bay area for three days.
Monday: time spent in City = 12 hours. Number of eateries visited = 3.
Tuesday: Umotherfuckin'2 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday: drive home bearable thanks to audio book version of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Jim Dale rocks out with his cock out)
Thursday: mrs. cheese birthday, though the cheeses will be celebrating on the morrow
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Retail [shudder]
Today at the bookmines the cheese found himself shelving a number of science related tomes, but the scientifical shelves were all packed so tight that a crowbar was required to take a book down. In light of this, and the large amount of newly arrived books the cheese had to put on said shelves, the cheese decided a little "discretionary pull" action was in order. Thusly, the cheese began ripping down a number of old and worn Astronomy titles and "placing" (read: tossing haphazardly) said books on the ground. After a number of books had found their way to the ground an elderly woman thought it might be a good idea to ask the cheese "Do you work here or are you just making a mess?"
The cheese just loves the kindness and respect shown to him and his fellow mine workers by the book buying public. And with that in mind the cheese would like to take this opportunity to say to all ungrateful book mine patrons out there:
Go screw yourselves!
The cheese just loves the kindness and respect shown to him and his fellow mine workers by the book buying public. And with that in mind the cheese would like to take this opportunity to say to all ungrateful book mine patrons out there:
Go screw yourselves!
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