Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Out Bitches!

And so the cheese must now say goodbye to the City...

Logan Darrow Clements is the cheese' newest hero!

Every once in a while the cheese reads something that truly re-instills his faith in humanity. And while the chance of this proposal actually being put into action is somewhere south of *no fucking way in hell* it is nice to see that irony and activism (and, oddly, venture capitalism) can, every so often, come together for a common purpose.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Who knew Laura Bush was so filthy?

The cheese is gonna have to track down a dvd of the after hours
show.

The last weekend

The last weekend for the cheese in the City was an oddly bittersweet affair. Friday night was spent at zeitgeist. Beers all night compliments of mr. halisy, and the cheese is ever grateful that this past friday was pay day.

Saturday was a mostly packing affair. Sunday was the parade.

It's rather fitting that the cheese' last weekend in SF just happened to coincide with Pride weekend. The cheese didn't see nearly as many bare male asses as he had anticipated, which isn't a particularly bad thing.

Tomorrow the cheese gets the moving truck, and Wednesday the drive commences.

Friday, June 24, 2005

Commence countdown

Time to departure: T-minus...a few days or so (so it's not a terribly "specific" countdown, get over it).

Items packed:

-computer/ps2
-Kitchenware
-assorted living room knick-knacks (or bric-a-brac if you prefer)
-both closets


Items left to pack:
-desk/bed (need to be dismantled)
-all unreasonably heavy items (i.e., the pull out couch)
-turtles

An all inclusive list? No, but even in the three seconds it took the cheese to peruse it, depression has started to set in about coming back to the land of the
anti-christ.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Pedaphiles ruining it for the rest of us

Apparently the
"Girls 13 And Under For Older Guys" chat room wasn't a big hit with the people over at Yahoo, as the company pulled all of its user created chat rooms.

Now a-holes all over the country won't be able to argue over the current fantasy value of
Chien-Ming Wang or how much of the new Star Wars movie sucked and/or rocked.

Of course, the cheese doesn't partake of the "chat room insanity" that affects so many others, so the recent move by yahoo has done no damage to the world of the cheese.

Damnit!

The cheese is going have to run over some small animals or something...

This site is certified 27% EVIL by the Gematriculator

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Brief look into the future...

Tonight will feature a leisurely hour or two at the Colonial to listen to mr. vargas spin then...

the cheese will try and take apart his massive corner desk (why did he use wood glue to put it together?) and pack up the ol' desktop/ps2/miscellaneous computer parts.

Tomorrow and Friday will consist mostly of wasting time at work/packing before the last weekend in the City *sniffle*

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Games

Here is a list, in order of preference, of the games the cheese would like to play once he is relocated to the OC...

1. Warhammer (at some point the cheese will actually finish painting his army)
2. Discworld RPG (this will mean, of course, that unknown suavo will either have to read some discworld novels, or the cheese will have to GM *shudder*)
3. Warhammer RPG (is it out yet?)
4. Star Wars RPG (doesn't the cheese have like TWO characters for this game)
5. Warhammer Quest (easily played without all the hub-bub of a real RPG)
6. Unnamed Game (the one that suavo made/is making...have you guys played this recently?...if so you can bump this up to numero tres)
7. Shadowrun (it's just not the same without Junkin, though the cheese is willing to substitute D20 Modern and move it up if someone wants to GM)
8. Robotech (the cheese will never have another character like this...and damnit he misses ol' Ian "I can kill you 300 ways with my mind, plus I have a very handy collection of swords. And if that doesn't scare you let me introduce you to my pals Exion and Tengu..." Strife)

Did the cheese miss anything?

The Greatest

The Indy 500 might be the Greatest Spectacle in Racing, and Wrestlmania might be the Greatest Spectacle in Wrestling (but who cares about that, really?). But the Greatest Spectacle in the World has to be
the Beckhams. Yes, TomKat (as a sidenote, just because we had one inane celebrity coupling that went by one inane name doesn't mean they all should...just like every stupid political stumble in this country shouldn't have the word "gate" as a suffix, but the cheese digresses) may be sucking up a serious amount of headlines around the world right now (and scientology converts are up!), but no other couple in the history of the world could be considered they're own brand like ol' Posh and Goldenballs.

If you ever find yourself in a horrible depression, just think about their three sons; Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz. Does it get any better than that?!

Yes, Becks is probably the most famous man on the planet (sure plenty of people in this country still don't know who he is, or if they do, they don't know what it is that he actually does for a living, but little kids in third world villages all over Africa and Asia DO know who he is, take that Tom Cruise!), and certainaly rich beyond anything the cheese could imagine. But these are people so divorced from reality that they got married on thrones and cut their wedding cake with a sword for christ's sake! Even Charles and Camilla didn't get married on thrones and he's an honest to god, no shit, prince!

You probably shouldn't say things like...

It's not rocket science. If someone were looking for me, and then that person said he knew where I was, I'd go somewhere else.

Monday, June 20, 2005

WH Quest

If tengu really wants the witch hunter, then the cheese can always take the Bretonnian Knight. Take that exsulis!