The Greatest

The Indy 500 might be the Greatest Spectacle in Racing, and Wrestlmania might be the Greatest Spectacle in Wrestling (but who cares about that, really?). But the Greatest Spectacle in the World has to be
the Beckhams. Yes, TomKat (as a sidenote, just because we had one inane celebrity coupling that went by one inane name doesn't mean they all should...just like every stupid political stumble in this country shouldn't have the word "gate" as a suffix, but the cheese digresses) may be sucking up a serious amount of headlines around the world right now (and scientology converts are up!), but no other couple in the history of the world could be considered they're own brand like ol' Posh and Goldenballs.

If you ever find yourself in a horrible depression, just think about their three sons; Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz. Does it get any better than that?!

Yes, Becks is probably the most famous man on the planet (sure plenty of people in this country still don't know who he is, or if they do, they don't know what it is that he actually does for a living, but little kids in third world villages all over Africa and Asia DO know who he is, take that Tom Cruise!), and certainaly rich beyond anything the cheese could imagine. But these are people so divorced from reality that they got married on thrones and cut their wedding cake with a sword for christ's sake! Even Charles and Camilla didn't get married on thrones and he's an honest to god, no shit, prince!