The cheese has finally received word that, yes, he was accepted into a graduate program. This fall the cheese will be starting a dual M.A. in English/M.F.A. in Creative Writing program at Chapman University. It's two degrees for the price of one! Of course, this means the cheese will be moving back to So. Cal. with...
1. No money
2. No job, and
3. No place to live
It's the trifecta of being a graduate student!
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Congrats man on getting into Grad school.
I wish to welcome you back to behind the orange curtain.
heil disney!!!
God help the cheese!!!!!!!!
Now that is an understatement. How many cats is it now 13? I have failed trying to keep track of them. You have high speed internet which kicks butt.
Congrats from me and the significant other whose letter of recommendation no doubt, helped your success. BTW, Kristin Schmidt is also in the MFA program currently, and you might have a few classes together. "Ain't that a hoot," says Dr. T.
That's frinkin' hilarious, Schmidt was the cheese' advisor when he was an undergrad...wait a minute, she was annoying as hell!
And thanks Suavo, but the cheese has to remind you that soon, he'll be needing room for mrs. cheese as well.
The one question no one has addressed is:
How many wizards is it going to take to relocate the entire land of Cheese from the great white north to the warmer climes of socal?
Also, is the cheese concerned that he and his land will melt under the extreme heat of socal? If it does melt are there enough chips to create the world's largest plate of nachos?
Inquiring minds want to know!!!!
Hey it's not my fault I can't count. I haven't had a math class since high school. You forget a lot of things after 9 years.
The cheese would never be called a math wizard, but he believes that was three questions, actually.
So to answer your questions in order...
1. The cheese has contacted www.rent-a-wizard.com, and believes that it will take 14 wizards, three grand warlocks, and 27 apprentice mages. Apparently, you get a discount rate when renting in bulk.
2. The cheese recently reinfoced the entire domain with a number of cooling devices, but if they fail...
3. Start stocking up.
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