Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Another Potter Prediction

Here's another idea about how book seven will end. This is theory only and has no grounding in any knowledge of the seventh book.

Keith Olbermann at msnbc has pieced together his own theory of how the book ends. He bases a lot of it on financial concerns, but his final theory incorporates a lot of my own theories and put a spin on it I hadn't thought of. Here it is:


(I'll put a little space in here in case you don't really want to spoil the ending.)









So why not this ending? Harry eliminates all but one of Voldemort’s horcruxes. The dark lord’s life is now reduced to this undulating welt on Harry’s own forehead. To kill Voldemort, Harry must kill himself and is about to, as millions of readers recoil in horror and anger, when who steps out of the shadows but Snape to explain to Harry that there is another way that the last horcrux, Harry’s scar, can be removed, but at one dreadful price. Harry can survive it, but his magical skills cannot. To finally vanquish Voldemort, save Hogwarts and Hermione and Ron, and, in fact the magical world, to say nothing of the J.K. Rowling franchise for decades and generations to come, Harry Potter must give up being a wizard.

So what do we all think?

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Harry Potter end revealed....

Or maybe this guy just has his head up his ass. It's hard to understand exactly what he says since, apparently, hackers no longer feel the need to use any semblance of intelligible language, but the gist of it is.....


don't read further if you don't want spoilers....



you're still reading......



maybe these are crap.....


maybe not.....



anyway, Snape kills Hagrid, Voldemort kills Hermoine (who dies to save Ron) and then Ron (possibly, again it's hard to understand this guys synopsis), and Harry ultimately kills Snape and Voldemort.

Seems reasonable enough to the cheese, except the Hermoine thing...well Rowling has said before that she's a lot more "vulnerable" (her exact word) then most people think...so maybe the guy did get something right here. Of course Bloomsbury and Scholastic deny the claims...only time will tell.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

First Thing...

The cheese just really likes this picture...




And two....have you figured out how to log back in yet Suavo?

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Casa de Cheese

Where all faithful citizens can find refuge and succor.



Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Obi-wan is Hardcore

After riding a motocycle from London to New York, Ewan Mcgregor is at it again. This time he's riding from Scotland to Cape Town, South Africa on a motorcycle. You can track his progress on the bbc website and also read blog posts of the trip as well.