Wednesday, July 13, 2005

The cheese rides again!

Rumors of the cheese' demise have been greatly exaggerated, and he now back (with cable modem in hand) to reclaim the land of the cheese and cast out all those who revolted in his absence.

Jezmon and Suavo will be rewarded with land, riches, and a lovely maiden of virtue true each, for their loyalty to the cheese.

Tengu, for his indifference, will be neither rewarded nor punished.

Exsulis is now an abomination unto the cheese. He will henceforth be stripped of his title of jester, and from now on be known as "Sculery Maid."

2 comments:

b_cheese said...

17 days! What the hell is the cheese supposed to do with 17 days. Also, the cheese wants his damn furs!

exsulis said...

Well train for a week would be the first thing, and then the Random events table. :) 10 days of bad stuff.