Thursday, July 21, 2005

The next one can't end with a death...right?

OK, some character has died by at the end of the last two Harry Potter books, so the cheese does not believe that saying another character gets it at the end of 6 is a true spoiler. But the final book has to end on a happy note, doesn't it? Unless J.K. Rowling wants to have a bunch of group suicides attributed to her. Honestly, if the cheese didn't know there was another book coming, he seriously consider doing himself in right now.

Even if the HP series ends in a bittersweet way it can't be worse than the final scene of the Hitchhiker's Guide series. These are supposed to be kid's books after all.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nah, Harry Potter is a Horcrux of Voldemorts. So he'll need to kill himself so as to permanetly off Voldemort. But then he'll get brought back somehow, with CPR or something.

In any heroic journey the hero has to die or travel to the Underworld at least once, right?

-Mojo

b_cheese said...

Well, maybe if the writer and/or main protagonist is Greek (or a crappy Roman rip off of a Greek), but the cheese doesn't believe Harry will die.

Honestly, the cheese has no idea what will happen to Harry/Voldemort. Of more interest is the "when are Ron and Hermoine going to finally get there swerve's on?" question. After all, any kids who started reading the series from the very beginning will all have had sex by now anyway. Let's get to the naked!