Thursday, September 21, 2006

Operation "Insert Nose Into Blaylock's Ass" Has Commenced

Yesterday, whilst taking part in his weekly fiction writing workshop, the cheese had the sheer dumb fortune to make a comment that was simultaneously 1) in complete disagreement with the rest of the class and 2) in total agreement with Blaylock. Luckily, the cheese made this comment before Blaylock did, so it did not seem as if the cheese were merely "kissing up," if you will.

Next week, though, will be the real test as the cheese submitted the first pages of The Chronicles: The Sequel for next weeks workshop. Sadly, the cheese thought of some changes that are needed to said pages after he had already turned them in. Ah well, hopefully The Man does not rip on the cheese too much...

9 comments:

b_cheese said...

Your opinions and views interest the cheese and he would like to subscribe to your magazine or newsletter....


Actually, the devil will not likely make an appearance...Cransenslaus, possibly, only because he is, hands down, the greatest character the cheese will ever create. This one, though, will take place mostly on this planet, and mostly concern actual humans...well, half-humans anyway...

Jezmon_Degyte said...

The problem with a title like that is that it will invariably turn into a jumble of letters for example:

The Chronicles 2: TRTFWMLFO

b_cheese said...

Good point...

and if the cheese tried to pronounce that acronym he'd end up spitting all over himself

b_cheese said...

And, anyway, the cheese has a working title "Descendants of Heaven"

...read from that what you will...

Jezmon_Degyte said...

Okily dokily, I read into it that the book is about clowns that are actually giant spiders intent on stealing all of the earths peanuts and cotton candy. Also there may be something about a lake filled with clam chowder and boat made of some sort of aluminum/titanium hybrid material.

exsulis said...

Now, that is just nuts. No one would make a boat of aluminum/titanium hybrid material.

b_cheese said...

AHA!!!!!

The cheese bets you suppose that lake is New England clam chowder, when in actuality it's Manhattan clam chowder.

Jezmon_Degyte said...

I actually hadn't read that far into it. In fact, you have now tipped your hand a little much and now I don't have to read the book as I know everything about it.

b_cheese said...

Damn you Degyte...you win this round!