Do you know what the best thing about grad. school?

Free access to online scholarly journal archives. Seriously, do you know how expensive it would be to access this stuff if the cheese weren't a student...well, do you? The answer is expensive. And since the cheese has problems finding money to buy lunch, he certainly wouldn't be able to browse the MLA Bibliography. Then again, if he weren't in graduate school he wouldn't need to access this crap...