1. If you're mildly annoying, young (anybody under the age of 25), and think you might "know" a lot about the world, please don't engage the cheese in conversation. It doesn't matter if we happen to be in the same class, have the same employer, or are stuck in the same line at the grocery store. The cheese does not want to hear your opinions on the news, your favorite authors, or anything even remotely related to astrology.
2. If you want to get some obscure tarot book that was published 20 motherfuckin' years ago, don't walk into a small, mall attached chain bookstore and expect it to be hanging out on the shelf. And if you "need it today" then get in your time machine and go back four weeks and order it off Amazon, you morone! Oh...what's that...you don't have a time machine. Well, then maybe you can channel some spirits to help you materialize one up from another plane of existence.
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