Under the guise of "taking the wife to the doctor" the cheese is leaving his new job early today to go off on another job interview.
Is this wrong?
In his defense, the cheese had applied for this new job some 2 1/2 months ago, was not called until last week (two days after starting current employment), and it pays more.
Plus, it's at a college, where the cheese hopes to one day end up "molding" impressionable minds (read: secretly feeding students subliminal messages in order to indoctrinate them into The Cheese's Army of Swiss Super Soldiers, whose main goal will be to pull down the current publishing industry and instill the cheese as its rightful head).
So you see, it's all part of the master plan...plus California is an at will employment state, thusly the cheese feels no loyalty whatsoever to current miscellaneous employer #2.
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What college are you applying to work for if I might ask and what will you be doing?
It's all about the SAC, BABY!!!!
That answers my first question but not the second. What are you going to be doing at "the SAC"? Scratching, licking, shaving etc?
General fondling mostly...
sounds like a pretty sweet gig although a little homosexual. How much does one get paid for such services? 5 bucks and a crack rock?
The wife would like to point out that "Swiss super army" is an oxymoron. Have you seen what those guys wear?
In answer to your question, if it pays more, the hours are better/flexible and you feel that the environment is more conducive to your way of life. Then go for it.
Swiss as in the cheese, not the country...besides, those suits are pimp!
I would probably help if you didn't walk down streets in west hollywood wearing cut-offs and fishnet stockings.
I guess a job is a job, hand or otherwise.
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