And it's still slow at work...

Once the cheese leads his army out of the wastes of cheeselandia to smother the worlds superpowers in a thick gooey coating of melted cheddar, he will abolish all meaningless and soul sucking occupations, such as they are.

Until that day, however, the cheese is forced to wile away the hours traipsing through the daisy patch we all know as "the internet."

It may be illegal to post copyrighted content here, but something tells the cheese that:

1. not enough people read this to care
2. the owners will no doubt feel little (if any) anger or competition from the cheese
3. since it is readily accessible, it's probably cool

So, thanks Tycho and Gabe, your archive is like walking into a candy store blind and randomly grabbing the first thing your grubby hand clenches. But thankfully, all the shite stuff like candy corn has been removed from said store...