It must be ordained by the football gods that the cheese witness the exploits of his Liverpool boys for England.

Since most of the games are broadcast during “office” hours, the cheese has only been able to watch bits and pieces of most matches when he is in the break room at his place of employment. And yet, he has still been able to watch, live as it happens, Steven Gerrard and Peter Crouch score their three goals. True, he wasn’t able to see Xabi Alonso’s goal in Spain’s first match, but the football gods aren’t perfect.